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God has no place within these walls!
Of course not, you're a robot.
Buenos ding dong diddly dias senor.
This is the best part of the week! It's the longest possible time before more church!
Man, I don't know why I bought this stupid tape!
Go home and have sex with your wife!
When you're driving we'll listen to your radio station.
I'm doing a school project on, uh, fireworks.
I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.
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I'm for equal rights but do we really need a whole amendment?
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Say your prayers you heathen baboons!
Girls Lisa, boys kiss girls.
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We must respond with our deadliest weapon. The lawyers.
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But surely you can't put a price on your family's lives.
A lovely promise but one beyond the powers of a mere shampoo.
Good gravy!
Something gay no doubt.
Yes well I have ten high priced lawyers.
Mr. McClure, what does DNA stand for?
Is it a local call?
Hey Mr. Prime Minister! Andy!
It's a perfectly cromulent word.
A pirate? Well that's hardly the image we want for Long John Silvers!
Conversely, all detention students will be punished with a trip to an archeological dig.
Wait a minute, you didn't learn how World War II ended. We won!
Until now this was the only way to get juice from an orange.
But I'd trade it all for a little more.
Or you can trade it all in for what's in the box. The box! The box!
Save the termites?
I call him Gamblor and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
She needs premium, dude! Premium!
I wonder what my life would be like if I rob the Kwik-E-Mart...
See you in Hell, candy boys!
Alright! I've been waiting nine years to get my frisbee back!
Where did you get the sugar for that tea?
Cross my heart and hope to die, here's the digits that make pi.
That's a typo.
The Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up.
I figured because the Democrats were in power again.
Alright brain, you don't like me and I don't like you.
Hey, he's turning left!
This parole hearing is over.
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