The Simpsons Jokes -- Rankingphile

@davabase -- The Simpsons Jokes

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Billy and The Cloneasaurus
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Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z
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I call him Gamblor and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
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Scotchtoberfest
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Or you can trade it all in for what's in the box. The box! The box!
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In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
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God has no place within these walls!
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Of course not, you're a robot.
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Wait a minute, you didn't learn how World War II ended. We won!
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Buenos ding dong diddly dias senor.
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Atoms! Six of them!
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When you're driving we'll listen to your radio station.
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The finger thing means the taxes.
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This is the best part of the week! It's the longest possible time before more church!
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Man, I don't know why I bought this stupid tape!
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Hey Mr. Prime Minister! Andy!
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I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.
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I don't recall saying good luck.
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Sugar? Sure. Sorry it's not in packages.
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Go home and have sex with your wife!
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I'm doing a school project on, uh, fireworks.
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The Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up.
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Here's a phone, call somebody who cares.
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Who can tell me the atomic weight of Bolognium?
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There it is, our new home.
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What are you doing? Playing Hot Wheels.
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Can you imagine a world without lawyers?
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But I'd trade it all for a little more.
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I'm panicking Neddy, I can't work the knob!
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Oh I'm not a doctor.
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You look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife.
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They called you slow.
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Is there no place for the man with 105 IQ!
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Oh my god I forgot the game!
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Is it a local call?
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She's The Fastest
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You've done all the damage you're going to do!
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But surely you can't put a price on your family's lives.
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You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever!
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That's a typo.
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I sleep in a racing car, do you?
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If the line is this long, it's gotta be good.
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If we want to see Japanese people we could've gone to the zoo.
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Let's have a round of applause for the real comptroller.
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The Internet is more than a global pornography network...
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Radiation King
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I wonder what my life would be like if I rob the Kwik-E-Mart...
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Conversely, all detention students will be punished with a trip to an archeological dig.
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A lovely promise but one beyond the powers of a mere shampoo.
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Sorry, I only eat food in bar form.
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It's a perfectly cromulent word.
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Extended warranty, how can I lose!
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Funk Dancing For Self Defense
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This parole hearing is over.
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I accidentally proved there's no god.
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Yes well I have ten high priced lawyers.
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Until now this was the only way to get juice from an orange.
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See you in Hell, candy boys!
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Soccer Fever
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Commie Nazis
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Good gravy!
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Hey, he's turning left!
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I'm for equal rights but do we really need a whole amendment?
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A pirate? Well that's hardly the image we want for Long John Silvers!
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They didn't start chasing us until you turned on that getaway music!
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She needs premium, dude! Premium!
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500 dollars on red.
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The Food Chain
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Escaped Rhino
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Worker and Parasite
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Time for Church
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Say your prayers you heathen baboons!
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Where did you get the sugar for that tea?
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Girls Lisa, boys kiss girls.
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Something gay no doubt.
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The Murderhorn
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Save the termites?
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No, money down!
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I figured because the Democrats were in power again.
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Alright brain, you don't like me and I don't like you.
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Blast that infernal card!
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Those white flags are no match for our muskets!
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Mr. McClure, what does DNA stand for?
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This isn't the YMCA...
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Sent the number one cracker factory in town into a tie for sixth with Table Time and Allied Biscuit.
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Alright! I've been waiting nine years to get my frisbee back!
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This is not a library. This is not a Kwik E Mart.
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Increase my killing power, eh?
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Are you sure you understand the risks of stock ownership?
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What do you mean the bank is out of money?
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Cross my heart and hope to die, here's the digits that make pi.
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We must respond with our deadliest weapon. The lawyers.
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Indian burial ground
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The Muppets Go Medieval

@davabase -- The Simpsons Jokes

Billy and The Cloneasaurus

Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z

I call him Gamblor and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

Scotchtoberfest

Or you can trade it all in for what's in the box. The box! The box!

In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

God has no place within these walls!

Of course not, you're a robot.

Wait a minute, you didn't learn how World War II ended. We won!

Buenos ding dong diddly dias senor.

Atoms! Six of them!

When you're driving we'll listen to your radio station.

The finger thing means the taxes.

This is the best part of the week! It's the longest possible time before more church!

Man, I don't know why I bought this stupid tape!

Hey Mr. Prime Minister! Andy!

I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.

I don't recall saying good luck.

Sugar? Sure. Sorry it's not in packages.

Go home and have sex with your wife!

I'm doing a school project on, uh, fireworks.

The Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up.

Here's a phone, call somebody who cares.

Who can tell me the atomic weight of Bolognium?

There it is, our new home.

What are you doing? Playing Hot Wheels.

Can you imagine a world without lawyers?

But I'd trade it all for a little more.

I'm panicking Neddy, I can't work the knob!

Oh I'm not a doctor.

You look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife.

They called you slow.

Is there no place for the man with 105 IQ!

Oh my god I forgot the game!

Is it a local call?

She's The Fastest

You've done all the damage you're going to do!

But surely you can't put a price on your family's lives.

You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever!

That's a typo.

I sleep in a racing car, do you?

If the line is this long, it's gotta be good.

If we want to see Japanese people we could've gone to the zoo.

Let's have a round of applause for the real comptroller.

The Internet is more than a global pornography network...

Radiation King

I wonder what my life would be like if I rob the Kwik-E-Mart...

Conversely, all detention students will be punished with a trip to an archeological dig.

A lovely promise but one beyond the powers of a mere shampoo.

Sorry, I only eat food in bar form.

It's a perfectly cromulent word.

Extended warranty, how can I lose!

Funk Dancing For Self Defense

This parole hearing is over.

I accidentally proved there's no god.

Yes well I have ten high priced lawyers.

Until now this was the only way to get juice from an orange.

See you in Hell, candy boys!

Soccer Fever

Commie Nazis

Good gravy!

Hey, he's turning left!

I'm for equal rights but do we really need a whole amendment?

A pirate? Well that's hardly the image we want for Long John Silvers!

They didn't start chasing us until you turned on that getaway music!

She needs premium, dude! Premium!

500 dollars on red.

The Food Chain

Escaped Rhino

Worker and Parasite

Time for Church

Say your prayers you heathen baboons!

Where did you get the sugar for that tea?

Girls Lisa, boys kiss girls.

Something gay no doubt.

The Murderhorn

Save the termites?

No, money down!

I figured because the Democrats were in power again.