@davabase -- The Simpsons Jokes
2 Remixes
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Billy and The Cloneasaurus
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Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z
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I call him Gamblor and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
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Scotchtoberfest
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Or you can trade it all in for what's in the box. The box! The box!
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God has no place within these walls!
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Of course not, you're a robot.
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Wait a minute, you didn't learn how World War II ended. We won!
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Buenos ding dong diddly dias senor.
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This is the best part of the week! It's the longest possible time before more church!
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When you're driving we'll listen to your radio station.
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Man, I don't know why I bought this stupid tape!
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Hey Mr. Prime Minister! Andy!
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I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.
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Go home and have sex with your wife!
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I'm doing a school project on, uh, fireworks.
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Can you imagine a world without lawyers?
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But I'd trade it all for a little more.
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The Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up.
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But surely you can't put a price on your family's lives.
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You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever!
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Is it a local call?
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I wonder what my life would be like if I rob the Kwik-E-Mart...
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Conversely, all detention students will be punished with a trip to an archeological dig.
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A lovely promise but one beyond the powers of a mere shampoo.
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Sorry, I only eat food in bar form.
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It's a perfectly cromulent word.
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That's a typo.
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This parole hearing is over.
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Yes well I have ten high priced lawyers.
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Until now this was the only way to get juice from an orange.
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See you in Hell, candy boys!
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Soccer Fever
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Commie Nazis
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Good gravy!
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Hey, he's turning left!
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I'm for equal rights but do we really need a whole amendment?
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A pirate? Well that's hardly the image we want for Long John Silvers!
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She needs premium, dude! Premium!
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500 dollars on red.
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The Food Chain
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Worker and Parasite
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Time for Church
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Say your prayers you heathen baboons!
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Where did you get the sugar for that tea?
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Girls Lisa, boys kiss girls.
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Something gay no doubt.
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The Murderhorn
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Save the termites?
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I figured because the Democrats were in power again.
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Alright brain, you don't like me and I don't like you.
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Mr. McClure, what does DNA stand for?
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Alright! I've been waiting nine years to get my frisbee back!
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Cross my heart and hope to die, here's the digits that make pi.
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We must respond with our deadliest weapon. The lawyers.
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Indian burial ground
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The Muppets Go Medieval